Thursday, August 11, 2011

Chapter Four: In which there are Bookstores, Brownies, and British Boys

Act One: Bookstores.
Our heroes journeyed to a majestic land known as Bookmans, where knowledge is piled high into the sky and nobody wants self-help books, no matter how life changing they may be. Once again they opened their learning caps, and thoughts of menopause and yoga and gorillas who want to change the world filled their heads.
The youngest soul also decided she should get a copy of the Qur'an, seeing as it was Ramadan. However, Arabic is a bitch. So that failed. An adventure for another day.

Act Two: Brownies.
Because you can't be a brownie slayer without brownies. 

Oh, and fat free milk. Noble souls need to stay in shape, of course.

 

Act Three: British Boys

Speaking of a British Boy with a milkstache, our Souls stumbled upon other British men, who were crime fighters and mystery solvers like the world had not seen since Scooby-Do and Shaggy. We'll call these men Mister E, and Mister Mister. Mister E always brought excitement to the girls' lives, and Mister Mister was a bit of a cocky ass, so of course the noble souls loved him. They all had some fine times stopping an evil cult guy from taking over the world and just generally saving everybody.
Oh, and then the girls watched some movie about Sherlock Holmes, that totally ripped off the Mister E stories featuring Mister Mister. Fucking Idiots. 

With so many B's buzzing around, the souls had to run for shelter as to not get stung. And so ends another tale, but the journey is still afoot!


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